Archive - Randy's Rabbit Ranch

Would you keep your kids in line?!

I'm questioning everything I know about parenting kids in public and I need your help.

Jun 7 •

Randy Schroeder

There's no such thing as an expert gardener.

There's no such thing as an expert parent either, but there are some good ways to go about raising children.

Jun 4 •

Randy Schroeder

May 2025

The pigs are out and I just could scream.

Making sense of the little, hard things that are hopefully helping me grow.

May 12 •

Randy Schroeder

April 2025

Tell me again about when I was in your uterus.

Talking to our kids about God's plan for sex and sexuality.

Apr 22 •

Randy Schroeder

March 2025

Enjoy these days. It doesn't get any better.

It turns out the old ladies were right but maybe they could say it differently.

Mar 17 •

Randy Schroeder

After everything I've done for you!!!

Once again all four kids are screaming in the truck.

Mar 3 •

Randy Schroeder

February 2025

I'm probably going to let you down

The good news is I've been practicing on making it better.

Feb 17 •

Randy Schroeder

December 2024

Kids don't take care of their aging parents anymore

My thoughts on a better way to live out the later years of my life.

Dec 10, 2024 •

Randy Schroeder

November 2024

Forced Family Fun

Quality time is overrated.

Nov 28, 2024 •

Randy Schroeder

If you're reading this you probably don't need to be reading this.

The reason I think your kid's will turn out great.

Nov 20, 2024 •

Randy Schroeder

June 2024

Parents, Require Obedience from your Children... but how?

Applying sound parenting advice to my own situation isn't as easy as it sounds.

Jun 5, 2024 •

Randy Schroeder

April 2024

What NOT to say to the parents of the crying kid at the grocery store.

If you must say something, it would be helpful if it's not this.

Apr 22, 2024 •

Randy Schroeder

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